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NSFW! A funny and cheeky birthday card featuring a dot to dot puzzle in the shape of a penis and the caption ‘I hear old people like doing puzzles.’

Here’s something a little bit different, our Stroke Me card range is designed to make you laugh until a little bit of wee comes out!

Designed and printed in the UK on 300gsm FSC approved card, comes with a jazzy neon coral envelope.

Additional information

Weight 0.025 kg

Rosie Made A Thing

Envelope Colour

Neon Coral



Product Type



Stroke Me

Who's It For?

For Her, For Him


145mm x 145mm


Free delivery on UK orders over £30.

We aim to dispatch orders within 1-2 working days of receiving them. This does not include weekends and holidays.  Single card orders are sent via Royal Mail 1st class post, all other deliveries are sent by Royal Mail 24 hour tracked, you will receive your tracking information directly from Royal Mail either via email and/or SMS.

Orders must be placed by 1pm Monday to Friday for our Next Day delivery option.


In the unlikely event that you are not entirely satisfied with your purchase, you can exchange your items for alternative products or receive a refund minus the postage & packaging fee.

Click here for our full delivery and returns information

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